babel @ arums

Post taggati sql

37 note &

Which programming language should I learn first?

Recently I saw somebody asked a question in a forum, the question is “Which programming language should I learn first?”. Then someone answered this question. His answer:


  • To program in an expressive and powerful language: Python
  • To get a website up quickly: PHP
  • To mingle with programmers who call themselves “rockstars”: Ruby.
  • To really learn to program: C.
  • To achieve enlightenment: Scheme.
  • To feel depressed: SQL
  • To drop a chromosome: Microsoft Visual Basic
  • To get a guaranteed, mediocre, but well paying job writing financial applications in a cubicle under fluorescent lights: Java.
  • To do the same thing with certifications and letters after your name: C#
  • To achieve a magical sense of childlike wonder that you have a hard time differentiating from megalomania: Objective C

I could go on… but I’m not feeling hateful enough today.

I don’t know whether you agree with him or not. According to his logic, I can add one to this

  • If you want to say fxxk everyday—JavaScript
  • To be a god which can do everything—Assembly


Archiviato in programming language python php ruby scheme sql visual basic java c javascript assembly