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Recently I saw somebody asked a question in a forum, the question is “Which programming language should I learn first?”. Then someone answered this question. His answer:

Depends.

• To program in an expressive and powerful language: Python
• To get a website up quickly: PHP
• To mingle with programmers who call themselves “rockstars”: Ruby.
• To really learn to program: C.
• To achieve enlightenment: Scheme.
• To feel depressed: SQL
• To drop a chromosome: Microsoft Visual Basic
• To get a guaranteed, mediocre, but well paying job writing financial applications in a cubicle under fluorescent lights: Java.
• To do the same thing with certifications and letters after your name: C#
• To achieve a magical sense of childlike wonder that you have a hard time differentiating from megalomania: Objective C

I could go on… but I’m not feeling hateful enough today.

I don’t know whether you agree with him or not. According to his logic, I can add one to this

• If you want to say fxxk everyday—JavaScript
• To be a god which can do everything—Assembly

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